Everybody also knows that at different times in my life I have had a cleaning lady. I was thinking that strangely enough, it has always been when I had the most free time....except this time. This time I am going it alone...a hardship, I know! lol Well at least that is the plan. Every time I go to the store I purchase another cleaning product- some for upstairs and some for downstairs- some for the kitchen and some for the bathrooms- some that smell good and some that are supposed to actually clean. The only problem seems to be the user.
Ever since the first flurry of cleaning, I have looked at the products everyday but I cant seem to pick them up. Meanwhile, the windows and doors are open wide and the breeze is blowing in who knows what. Dont worry, my kitchen is still clean and my toilets still sparkle but the floors are in dire need of sweeping and mopping.
I promise myself rewards if I complete a task..none yet. The neat freak in me is screaming...its only taken me 4 days to learn to ignore the voice. My husband has taken to wearing sandals with everything... including only underwear! I tell myself that I need to get back into practice so that I can go to England and tend Kirsty and Lee's house while they get acquainted with BoB when he/she arrives- I still have a month...I hope.
So, as soon as I finish this post, I am going to town and purchase a dust mop ...maybe that is what I need to motivate me. In the meantime...no directors are calling.... because who has ever seen a porn star with dirty feet??
Besides...look at the competition-No shame!
2 comments:
Oooh, it is a long distance version of He or She!!!
Umm, I am going for...not born a woman?
And I'm not talking about your feet.
No- just European- I think!
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